Alright everybody! This is my first Flashback Friday and it's a goodie. I have been married for ten years now, and I thought it would be a hoot to critique my wedding pictures. Greg and I went from just friends to engaged in one night. I don't think we ever considered ourselves really exclusive until the day he gave me my ring. So to throw a wedding together without any real notice in two months, I thought that we did a good job, but let's take a closer look at the photo.
First of all, Do Not adjust your computer screen, because I am wearing braces. So I was a bit of a late bloomer in that sense. Doesn't everybody wear braces in their late teens. OK! Who am I kidding I was totally 20 in this picture.
Secondly, look at my right hand. It may be hard to see in this picture, but I'll tell you what, it looks like I am grabbing my husbands butt. It isn't just caressing the middle of his back. It isn't just gently placed like Greg's hand is on my waist. No, it's a handful of nothing but rump,my fingers are totally curled into his suit coat so it looks like I am hanging on to dear life and I am not that kind of girl, mind you, but actions speak louder than words, and so you will have to judge for yourself. Gosh lady, get a room! It's so embarrassing!
Thirdly, I don't even think I did my hair at all. I think I curled it so it resembled a mushroom and put a head band in to securely fasten my veil. Can you get anymore lame-o than that. I do not think so.
Fourthly, I can honestly say that I do not think my makeup looks all that bad. Thank goodness! But I do remember my mom telling me to put a lot of highlighter on my eyebrows because I had them waxed the day before. Usually, eyebrows are red and irritated for an hour or so after waxing, but this is me we are talking about, and nothing ever goes smoothly. My eyebrows were so puffy that I had to put cold compresses on them the next morning, I looked like BOZO the clown, but the highlighter worked here, and you could hardly tell.
Lastly, I had my nails done. They are lovely, so long, and so unusable. My mom had to do everything for me. She even had to put my earrings on.
So that is it! My dream wedding ten years ago. I just cringe when I look at my album. Not to mention that I think Greg was under 100 pounds in this picture. So thank you to my sister and sister-in-laws whom I made wear lavender, and thank you to my brothers and brother-in-laws that wore tuxedos with bow ties. I am so sorry!
2 comments:
I don't Know if this is inapropriate, but the thing I remember most about your wedding is Rob Fuerers mom coming and bawling the whole time because you were getting married to someone else. That was funny!
Ok- never would have notice that, but you TOTALLY are grabbing his rear! That is hilarious you two crazy love birds :)
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